• Sam ‘Sam Andreyev’ Andreyev (top L) Data Analyst & Executive Secretary
• WA Davison (top C) Sampler & Principal Field Strategist
• Prof. David Eagan (top R) Laserologist & Visionary Driver
• S Higgins (out of frame) Dispatcher, Signal Receiver, Remote Controller
• Jesse Huisken (bottom L) Phenomenatron Specialist & Onsite Theorist
• Steve Venright (bottom C) Crew Synergist, Antinavigator & Chief Technical Operator
• Kerry Zentner (bottom R) Videographer & Sensory Transducer

•Phenomenatron Reality Sampler & Analyser
•Ontologator Instrument for detecting reality anomalies in living entities
•Inanimascan Instrument for detecting reality anomalies in inanimate objects
•Reality Siphon Apparatus which siphons reality (extractions are later analyzed at the TVI headquarters located beneath the Elora Quarry)
•Ultimascope Lens for examining the curvature of reality
•Vortextant A rotary dowser used to detect regions of impoverished or negative reality